Now for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man The Bro Code ly existed only as an oral tradition hehso i have journeyed the globe to piece together the transcribe the shattered fragments of The Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself double heh.
While not intending to write a "Guide To Being A Bro" if men should ocde it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. It is my hope that, with a better understanding of The Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood.
It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces-getting laid. Before late: without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have se for the sole purpose of producing smelly, screaming babies? Some call it morality.
Others call it religion. I call it "The Bro Code".
For centuries men have attempted br follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro? If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift? Can i sleep with a Bro's sister, or mother, or both? Now for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man